The lineup
Five hits. Pick your bruise.
Every flavour is named for a shot you take or throw. All five run the same load — 100mg of natural caffeine and 100mg of L-theanine, twenty pouches, zero nicotine. $7.99 a tin.
New to this? Start with Cold Clock or Cheap Shot . Mint and wintergreen are what your lip already knows.
01 / The lineup
COLD CLOCK
MINT · THE HOOK · 100MG
The crack of cold that wakes up the whole side of your face. Coming off mint or wintergreen? Start here.
The sit. Thirty to forty-five minutes, an hour if you ride it out. Opens big, settles steady, never turns bitter. If the lid says mint, it's mint from the first minute to the last. When the paper quits the flavour quits with it — so it doesn't quit.
100MG CAFFEINE (NATURAL) · 100MG L-THEANINE · 20 POUCHES · ZERO NICOTINE · $7.99 A TIN · SHIPS OCTOBER 2026
First run's October. Get on the card and this isthe flavour we log.
02 / The lineup
CHEAP SHOT
WINTERGREEN · THE HOOK · 100MG
The one your lip already knows by heart. A dirty little hit. Named accordingly.
The sit. Thirty to forty-five minutes, an hour if you ride it out. Opens big, settles steady, never turns bitter. If the lid says wintergreen, it's wintergreen from the first minute to the last. When the paper quits the flavour quits with it — so it doesn't quit.
100MG CAFFEINE (NATURAL) · 100MG L-THEANINE · 20 POUCHES · ZERO NICOTINE · $7.99 A TIN · SHIPS OCTOBER 2026
First run's October. Get on the card and this isthe flavour we log.
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BUSTED KNUCKLE
CINNAMON · THE HOOK · 100MG
A burn that means it. Sits hot, stays hot, never goes sweet on you.
The sit. Thirty to forty-five minutes, an hour if you ride it out. Opens big, settles steady, never turns bitter. If the lid says cinnamon, it's cinnamon from the first minute to the last. When the paper quits the flavour quits with it — so it doesn't quit.
100MG CAFFEINE (NATURAL) · 100MG L-THEANINE · 20 POUCHES · ZERO NICOTINE · $7.99 A TIN · SHIPS OCTOBER 2026
First run's October. Get on the card and this isthe flavour we log.
04 / The lineup
GRAVEYARD
DARK ROAST · THE HOOK · 100MG
Long, black, no sugar. Built for the shift nobody volunteers for.
The sit. Thirty to forty-five minutes, an hour if you ride it out. Opens big, settles steady, never turns bitter. If the lid says wintergreen, it's wintergreen from the first minute to the last. When the paper quits the flavour quits with it — so it doesn't quit.
100MG CAFFEINE (NATURAL) · 100MG L-THEANINE · 20 POUCHES · ZERO NICOTINE · $7.99 A TIN · SHIPS OCTOBER 2026
First run's October. Get on the card and this isthe flavour we log.
05 / The lineup
ACID WASH
SOUR CITRUS · THE HOOK · 100MG
Sour on the way in, clean on the way out. Wakes you up twice.
The sit. Thirty to forty-five minutes, an hour if you ride it out. Opens big, settles steady, never turns bitter. If the lid says cinnamon, it's cinnamon from the first minute to the last. When the paper quits the flavour quits with it — so it doesn't quit.
100MG CAFFEINE (NATURAL) · 100MG L-THEANINE · 20 POUCHES · ZERO NICOTINE · $7.99 A TIN · SHIPS OCTOBER 2026
First run's October. Get on the card and this isthe flavour we log.
The Undercard
All five.
One of each. $39.95.
Run the whole card and find the one you keep reaching for. A hundred pouches, five flavours, one box.
And the honest part: $39.95 is five times $7.99. We didn't shave a dollar off to make it look like a deal, because it isn't one. You buy the Undercard for the variety, not the discount. If you already know which one you want, buy that one — it's cheaper.
5 TINS · 100 POUCHES · 100MG EACH
COLD CLOCK · CHEAP SHOT
BUSTED KNUCKLE · GRAVEYARD
ACID WASH
$39.95 · SHIPS OCTOBER 2026
Get on the card
First run: October.
Call your shot early.
Put your name down, tell us which one you'd pack, and you'll hear the day it lands in OCTOBER 2026. The first run gets built around the votes.