Receipts
Read the tin.It survivesthe reading.
Anybody in this aisle can print numbers on a lid. Here's how you check ours.
New to this? Start with Cold Clock or Cheap Shot . Mint and wintergreen are what your lip already knows.
01 / The panel
Per pouch. Unrounded.
| Per pouch | Dose | What it's doing there |
|---|---|---|
| Caffeine (Natural) | 100mg | The dose, printed on the front of the tin. About the same as a medium coffee. |
| L-Theanine | 100mg | Matches the caffeine, milligram for milligram. It's in there to take the wire out of it.† |
| Vitamin B12 | ~100mcg | Supports normal energy metabolism.† |
| Vitamin B6 | 1mg | Supports normal nervous system function.† |
| Nicotine | 0mg | None. |
| Tobacco | 0 | Not a tobacco product. Never was. |
| Sugar | 0g | None. |
† These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Four actives and a flavour. No proprietary blend, no "energy matrix," no dose hidden behind a trademark so you can't work out how much you're actually getting.
The caffeine is natural caffeine, and we say which because it's the kind of thing this aisle likes to be vague about.
Full panel is on the back of every tin in mono, printed at a size a man can read without taking his glasses off.
02 / The batch test
What’s on the tin
is what’s in it.
Here's the paperwork.
Every batch is third-party tested for what’s in it — caffeine at the printed dose, nothing that shouldn’t be there. The certificate goes on this page with the lot number on it — and that lot number is printed on the tin in your hand. Match them.
If the certificate isn't here, don't take our word for it. That's the whole point of publishing them.
First batch is in production.
Certificates for launch lots go live on this page before a single tin ships in OCTOBER 2026. Lab, method and lot numbers published in full.
No certificate, no shipment. That's the rule and this page is where you hold us to it.
Denmark.
Scandinavia wrote the book on the pouch, so that's where ours are made. MADE IN DENMARK on the bottom label with the ingredients — country named in full, because “imported” isn't an answer.
The short list.
No nicotine. No tobacco. No controlled substances. No sugar. Nothing that needs a footnote to explain what it's doing in there.
Plain version.
Contains caffeine — 100mg per pouch. Not for anyone under 18, pregnant or nursing, or sensitive to caffeine. Keep out of reach of children. Four a day is plenty; count what else you're drinking.
Why any of this
We're new. You've
no reason to trust
US.
So we're not going to ask you to. There are no reviews on this site becausenobody has bought one yet, and we're not going to invent a wall of five-star quotes from men who don't exist. Plenty of brands do. You can usually tell.
What you get instead is the panel, the lot number, the lab certificate and the country it's made in —things you can check without believing a word we say.Checkable beats claimable. When there are real reviews, they'll be real.
Get on the card
Ships OCTOBER2026.
Call your shot.
The certificates land on this page before the tins land anywhere. Get on the card and you'll know when.