No runaround.

100mg is about the same as a medium coffee, and there's 100mg of L-theanine in every pouch — matching it milligram for milligram — which is in there to take the wire out of it.†

But caffeine is caffeine. If you're sensitive to it, run one and see how you get on. You decide. We're not going to tell you how your own body works.

Most people feel it inside ten minutes.† It carries thirty to forty-five minutes in the lip, an hour if you ride it out. Flavour goes the distance — it's still there when you finally ditch it, not a five-minute spike and half an hour of wet paper.

Four is plenty.None inside five hours of sleep. And count what else you're running — coffee, energy drinks and pre-workout all go in the same tally. Health authorities generally put 400mg a day as the adult ceiling; four of these would clear it on their own.

Same placement, same gesture, same ritual. Different substance, so it hits different — steady rather than sharp. We'd rather say that on day one than have you find out on day three.

Denmark. Scandinavia wrote the book on the pouch, so that's where ours come from.MADE IN DENMARKis on the bottom label with the ingredients, country named in full.

Soft pouch, balanced moisture, easy on the gums, next to no drip. The best pouch is the one you forget is in. The lid shuts like it means it, so pouch twenty is as fresh as pouch one — a dry pouch is a dead pouch and we don't sell dead pouches.

Because 100mg is tuned for the way a pouch guy actually goes — hand to the tin across a whole day, not one big jolt.The Jab(50mg) andThe Knockout(200mg) are waiting in the corner for later, once the lineup earns them.

Every one is named for a hit you take or throw. Busted Knuckle's cinnamon burn, the Cold Clock crack of mint, the long Graveyard-shift dark roast, Acid Wash's sour citrus bite. And Cheap Shot — wintergreen — is the one every pouch guy already knows by heart. Dirty little hit. Named accordingly.

OCTOBER 2026.You'll hear the day it does if you're on the card. We'd rather give you a date we can hit than one that sounds better.

$7.99 a tin. Twenty pouches — about forty cents a pouch.

The Undercard, all five flavours, is $39.95. That's five times $7.99; we didn't shave a dollar off to make it look like a deal. Buy it for the variety, not the discount.

Yes, and auto-ship runs cheaper. We'll say the awkward part out loud: that's us wanting you to stay.

The difference is you can go. One tap. No minimum, no lock-in, no “are you sure?” screen, no phone call, no three-screen exit designed to wear you down. Cancel it from your phone at a red light.

No. It's an email address. There's no deposit, no pre-order, no card details, nothing to cancel. You're on the card, you hear when it lands, that's the transaction.

US only to start. The card is how we work out which states to open next — that's half the reason we ask.

Anyone under 18. Anyone pregnant or nursing. Anyone whose doctor has told them to lay off caffeine. Anyone who's never got on with caffeine in the first place.

That's not us covering ourselves. That's the actual answer.

No, and it isn't for them. It's caffeine at an adult dose in an adult's tin.18+, and we'd appreciate you keeping it that way — including where you leave the tin.

We don't make that claim. Not out loud, not with a wink, not in a comment reply.

LOW BLOW is a caffeine pouch. It isn't a cessation aid, it isn't approved as one, and it isn't built as one. What you do with your own habit is your call — you're welcome in this corner either way, and that's a different thing from a promise about what this product does.

There aren't any. Nobody's bought one yet. When there are reviews they'll be from people who actually paid for a tin, and we won't be deleting the bad ones.