COLD CLOCK
MINT
The crack of cold that wakes up the whole side of your face. Coming off mint or wintergreen? Start here.
100MG · 20 POUCHES · NO NIC · $7.99
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LOW★BLOW
Ships OCTOBER 2026
Caffeine lip pouches · Zero nicotine · 18+
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100mg of real caffeine, under your lip. No nicotine, no spit, no leash. Five flavours, landing OCTOBER 2026.
100mg caffeineZero nicotine20 pouchesMade in Denmark$7.99 a tin18+
01 / Same lip
The pinch you already know
Round tin, twenty pouches, three seconds under the lip.Zero learning curve.
02 / Real caffeine
100mg. On the front.
Plus 100mg of L-theanine to take the wire out of it.† Nothing hiding in a blend.
03 / Zero nicotine
None. Not low. None.
Screened every batch,lot number printed on the tinso you can check ours against the paperwork.
Straight up
It's caffeine.
It hits different.
100mg landssteady, not sharp— a lift you top up by hand across a day, not a spike that quits on you in an hour. If you're expecting the exact thing your other tin does, this isn't that, and we're not going to let you find that out on day three.
And it doesn't do a thing about whatever else is in your pocket.We make a caffeine pouch.That's the entire claim.
The lineup
Five hits.
Pick your bruise.
Tap the one you'd pack. The first run gets built around the votes — and you can call it before you've given us anything.
CHEAP SHOT
WINTERGREEN
The one your lip already knows by heart. A dirty little hit. Named accordingly.
100MG · 20 POUCHES · NO NIC · $7.99
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BUSTED KNUCKLE
CINNAMON
A burn that means it. Sits hot, stays hot, never goes sweet on you.
100MG · 20 POUCHES · NO NIC · $7.99
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GRAVEYARD
DARK ROAST
Long, black, no sugar. Built for the shift nobody volunteers for.
100MG · 20 POUCHES · NO NIC · $7.99
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ACID WASH
SOUR CITRUS
Sour on the way in, clean on the way out. Wakes you up twice.
100MG · 20 POUCHES · NO NIC · $7.99
Call it →Votes are logged once per person. No email needed to vote — but you'll want to be on the card to hear when it lands.
Get on the card
One field.
That's the ask.
This isn't a waitlist. Nobody's screening you, there's no velvet rope, and there's no “exclusive early access tier” we invented to make you feel picked. We're just not shipping yet.
Put your name on the card, tell us which one you'd pack, and you'll hear the day it lands in OCTOBER 2026.