You're on the card
That's it.
You're on.
No confirmation hoop. No "check your inbox to prove you're real." You're on the card, and you'll hear from us the day it ships in OCTOBER 2026.
01 / Pick your bruise
Which one would
you actually pack?
The first production run gets built around these votes. Not a focus group. This.
02 / Where are you?
What state are you shipping to?
We're shipping in waves by state. Tell us yours and we'll build the route.
03 / The Offer
Hold it out.
You know the move. Tin comes out, you hold it across the cab, “want one?” The first one's always borrowed. That's not a lost sale — that's the entire marketing department.
Get three guys on the card and there's a patch in your first box. Not a discount — we don't do those. A patch. Toolbox, cooler lid, back glass.
On the card because of you: 0 / 3
While you wait
Read the tin.
The panel & the lab
Every number, where it's made, and the nicotine screen we publish before anything ships.
The CornerNo garage. No violins.
Why this exists, who it's aimed at, and the one enemy we've got.
AnswersNo runaround
What's in it, how it feels, what it costs, and what we don't claim.