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A caffeine pouch · 100mg · 0 nicotine
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A caffeine pouch: 100mg, zero nicotine, same three seconds under your lip. First run ships October, built around the votes. Get on the card.
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100mg caffeine0 nicotine0 sugar20 pouches$7.99 a tinMade in Denmark18+
The card so far · first run
Every guy on the card picks one.
The first production run gets built around these numbers. Not a focus group. Not a hunch. This. We publish the split whether it flatters us or not.
Live standings
Cold ClockMint—
Cheap ShotWintergreen—
Busted KnuckleCinnamon—
GraveyardDark roast—
Acid WashSour citrus—
One vote per person · votes lock when the first run locks
Straight up
It's caffeine.
It hits different.
100mg lands steady, not sharp — a lift you top up by hand across a day, not a spike that quits on you in an hour. If you're expecting the exact thing your other tin does, this isn't that, and we're not going to let you find that out on day three.
And it doesn't do a thing about whatever else is in your pocket. We make a caffeine pouch. That's the entire claim.
Costs more than your tin · on purpose
$7.99. Here's the tin.
01 / Printed
100mg. On the front.
Not rounded, not buried in a proprietary blend. Plus 100mg of L-theanine to take the wire out of it.† Nothing hiding.
02 / Twenty rounds
Call it 40¢ a round.
Twenty pouches a tin. No can, no sugar, nothing rolling around the truck after — and it fits in the pocket the can never did.
03 / No leash
A tin you can put down.
Nothing in this tin is built to make tomorrow's call for you. Set us down for a week and nothing comes looking for you. Auto-ship runs cheaper — and you can cancel it from your phone at a red light.
How it hits
Step 3: you know step 3.
Step 1
Open
Twenty pouches, pre-loaded, moisture-sealed. Lid flips one-handed, so holding it out across the cab costs you nothing.
Step 2
Pinch
Gum and lip, upper or lower. Three seconds. Nobody's going to explain your own habit to you.
Step 3
You know step 3
Most people feel it inside ten minutes.† Thirty to forty-five in the lip, an hour if you ride it out. No spit, no cup, no evidence.
The lineup
Five hits.
Pick your bruise.
All five run 100mg. $7.99 a tin. Tap the one you'd pack — it counts once, and you can call it before you've given us anything.
Cheap Shot
Wintergreen
The one your lip already knows by heart. A dirty little hit. Named accordingly.
Call it →Busted Knuckle
Cinnamon
A burn that means it. Sits hot, stays hot, never goes sweet on you.
Call it →Graveyard
Dark roast
Long, black, no sugar. Built for the shift nobody volunteers for.
Call it →Acid Wash
Sour citrus
Sour on the way in, clean on the way out. Wakes you up twice.
Call it →The Undercard: all five, one of each, $39.95. That's five times $7.99 — we didn't shave a dollar off to make it look like a deal. You buy it for the variety, not the discount.
Straight answers
No runaround.
“Zero nicotine — what's the point?”
Buddy. The nicotine was the catch, not the point. Points serve you; catches keep you. Ours is a caffeine pouch — all point, no catch. 100mg under the lip, same three seconds, and a tin you can put down.
Why sign up now if it isn't out till October?
Because the first run gets built around the votes, and the first tins go to the card. It isn't a checkout — it's a list. Your email and which flavor you'd take first, twenty seconds, done. You'll hear the day it ships and not much before.
Why advertise something I can't buy yet?
Because the first run isn't decided. What exists is the vote that decides it — five flavors, one call each, no checkout, no card details. Big Nicotine never asked you a damn thing; we're letting you pick the first run. Votes lock when the run locks.
$7.99? My tin's cheaper.
Yes. It costs more than your usual tin, and we'd rather say so than have you find out at checkout. Twenty pouches — call it 40¢ a round — 100mg printed on the front, third-party tested every batch, made in Denmark, and nothing in it built to make tomorrow's call for you. Auto-ship runs cheaper, and you can leave in one tap.
Will it help me get off nicotine?
We don't make that claim. Not out loud, not with a wink. LOW BLOW is a caffeine pouch — it isn't a cessation aid, isn't approved as one, and isn't built as one. What you do with your own habit is your call, and you're welcome in this corner either way.
Will it give me the jitters?
100mg is about a medium coffee, and there's 100mg of L-theanine in every pouch to take the wire out of it.† But caffeine is caffeine — start with one and see how you get on. Four a day is plenty. None inside five hours of sleep.
Is there actually no nicotine in it?
None. Zero nicotine, zero tobacco, zero controlled substances. Every batch is third-party tested for what's in it — caffeine at the printed dose, nothing that shouldn't be there — and the lot number printed on the tin lets you check ours against the paperwork.
When does it ship, and where?
October 2026, US only to start. You'll hear the day it ships if you're on the card. We'd rather give you a date we can hit than one that sounds better.
Receipts
We're new.
Check us.
There are no reviews here because nobody has bought one yet, and we're not going to invent a wall of five-star quotes from men who don't exist. What you get instead is checkable.
100mgCaffeine per pouch, printed on the front. Third-party tested every batch, at the printed dose.
0mgNicotine. None. Not low, not “reduced.” Nothing in the tin that shouldn't be there.
Lot no.On every tin, so you can match it to the certificate.
DenmarkScandinavia wrote the book on the pouch. That's where ours is made.
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Whose corner?
Yours.
This isn't a waitlist. Nobody's screening you, there's no velvet rope, and there's no “exclusive early access tier” we invented to make you feel picked. We're just not shipping yet. One field, and you'll hear the day it lands in October.
You're on the card.
We'll shout the day it lands in October.